I was so tired the other night that I thought purple was a number.
The worst part was that I was using it to describe the age of my fingernails???
“my nails are purple years old”what
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE BLUE YEARS OLD
GET IT RIGHT MAN
I was so tired the other night that I thought purple was a number.
The worst part was that I was using it to describe the age of my fingernails???
“my nails are purple years old”what
I TOLD YOU THEY WERE BLUE YEARS OLD
GET IT RIGHT MAN
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
someday-my-song-will-find-you:
My excuse for leaving any social gathering early.
I am totally going to use this now.
“Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.”
“This history class is absolutely fascinating, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”
“You all are absolutely wonderful fans, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”
Tom is that you?
Sherlock Holmes is not dead masterpost, incase you wanted to see them all in one place. <3
Korra and the Polarbeardog by *riku-gurl
Whenever possible, cosplay with a friend.
The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King
Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)
If there is one show that everyone should see, it’s Lion King.
I get to see this in London! Can’t wait!!
she wears short skirts,
I wear purple and orange t-shirts;
she's cheer captain,
and I'm the son of Jupiter! I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos and and destroyed the Titan Krios with my own hands. And now I'm going to destroy you, Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves
*comes back from getting teeth cleaned by dentist*
*immediately eats chocolate ice cream*
my weekends consist of mainly laughing at my computer screen
Thanks to tumblr, I can now quote movies and tv shows I’ve never even seen.
